HERE IS MY CLASSICAL JAPANESE HAIKU FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT          
                                                                   
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    =.| "-(:::::)-" |.=     BABY I'M A WANT YA                     
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      `-| .::| .::|-'       BARFING ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK REVEALING
       _|`-._|_.-'|_         FRUIT LOOPS FOR BREAKFAST             
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    // ,| .::|::::|. \\     NOT CLEANING IT UP, RUNNING AWAY       
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  ^    \\         //    ^   ACTUALLY, WHY 'BEEVOMIT'? AND NOT 'BEEBARF'?                                          
       /'\       /'\	    BECAUSE I AM NOT (YET) INTEGRAL VEGETARIAN                                               
      ^             ^       SO I STILL LIKE EATING HONEY